Still waiting, God!
Saturday, July 26th, 2008(One day before I was conceived)
God: Next!
Viorel: Hi!
G: Hello there, son! So what are your choices of virtues?
V: I’ll be fine with anything that will enable me to have a nice life.
G: Well, we’re all out of looks, social skills and charm. But we do have a nice packet of wits, social anxiety, awkwardness and creativity!
V: Oh, uh, ok, if you say it will make me happy…
G: That’s the spirit! Of course, the creativity will come from your bipolar disorder so I’ll also throw in some low self-esteem and a nice ability that will allow you to browse Wikipedia for days. But don’t worry, it will all pay off in the end!
V: Thank you, I guess.